Embrace your inner curmudgeon with this hilarious "Old Person Starter Pack" tee!
Tired of ripping and running? Done with sniggling and giggling? Can't be bothered with skinning and grinning, or hooping and hollering? Then this shirt is for you.
Crafted in super-soft, premium ring-spun cotton, this tee is perfect for:
Retirees who've earned the right to say "Nope!" to anything strenuous.
Grandparents who want to playfully warn their grandkids what's in store.
Anyone who's over the whole "youthful exuberance" thing.
So ditch the hustle and bustle, grab a cup of tea (or something stronger 😉), and let the world know you're officially over it.
Warning: Side effects may include increased napping, unsolicited advice-giving, and an overwhelming urge to yell at kids to get off your lawn.
