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Surely Not Everyone...

Surely Not Everyone...

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Channel your inner Bruce Lee (or Leroy Green) with this playful tee, a nod to the iconic song and the not-so-universal truth of everyone being a martial arts master. Whether you're a seasoned sensei or just appreciate a good 70s groove, this shirt is a conversation starter.

Crafted in super-soft, premium ring-spun cotton, this tee is perfect for:

  • Kung Fu fanatics who know the difference between a crane kick and a dragon punch.
  • Disco lovers who still secretly bust out their best moves when no one's watching.
  • Anyone who appreciates a good pun and a touch of retro cool.

So slip into this tee, strike a pose, and let the world know you were definitely kung fu fighting. (And probably still are.)

#KungFuFighting #70sVibes #RetroCool #NotEveryoneWasAKungFuMaster

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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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